“You know the apocalypse is coming when -
9/17 A woman in Sierra Leone gives birth to a baby with two dollars.
9/18 Fox News airs a typical day of programming.
9/19 Venus Williams buys a Mercury in Jupiter, Florida, at the exact same time as Bruno Mars buys a Saturn in Neptune, New Jersey.
9/20 An iceberg bigger than Rhode Island drifts down from the Arctic Ocean to the coast of Rhode Island, which it proceeds to taunt mercilessly.
9/21 The SAT introduces a fourth section, Tweeting. It also does away with the first three sections.
9/22 The autumnal equinox brings equal parts day (left side of the sky) and night (right side).
9/23 At dinner, every human child between the ages of 4 and 12 demands more vegetables.”
- written by God. (See: THE LAST TESTAMENT - yes, THE LAST TESTAMENT.)
Read a chapter from “The Book of Revelations” in God’s memoir, THE LAST TESTAMENT.
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